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[Blockhead: Episode 5]

Hmmm..

It´s weird. I don´t know what to think about these. Your graphics, style, sound, everything is perfect .. It just ... lacks a good story. I dunno. The idea is funny. But .. it doesn´t give me laughter :(
I think the whole story stuff is just a tad too 'plain'. A bit predictable.. Dunno. I love your animations, I just don't find them funny. I can't really explain it :(

Well, anyway.. Keep up the good work, man. Hope to see more of you, cuz it ís good stuff.

PS: I think I kinda understand what the last reviewer ment. He ment it's "too much of the good stuff", which makes all the episodes the same, which means it's not surprising anymore, which means you're "losing your touch". I don't fully agree, but that's probably what he ment.

The-Swain responds:

Ah, yes. I took it as meaning I was out of touch with who Blockhead is. If I am out of touch with what it is people find funny, then that's different.

Haha, I almost spelled "funny" as "foney" (not "phoney"). What a riot!

Well, thanks for the review anyway. This is the first episode of Blockhead based on the 'new' character that has been developing in the flash cartoons. Ep.1-4 were written around the old character I once created.

BUT

Worry not. Blockhead: The Feature will be better than all of them combined, multiplied by 10, and detonated in a Hollywood explosion.

[Bad Guys Go To Hell]

Me-damnit this is some good stuff!

I loved the first scene, but maybe that's cuz I was part of AFD, but anyway I just love it :D. It's really my kind of humor. Just like the rest of your jokes. Dry humor is the best!

Love it man. I keep voting five on all these. Hope to see Bad Guys 5 soon, even though it isn't going to be called 5 XD

Violence and Interactivity: 0, there was none
The rest: 10, it's great :D Even the Sven's get a 10 on graphics, 'cuz they're supposed be be suckish :)

ChrisNosal responds:

None of that wet humor for me. :)

Thanks.

[Legendary Frog & Joanime]

I got a hunch...

Was this originally intended for AFD? =)
Funny, and the big breast thing is so true :D

eddsworld responds:

It is goign to be added to the AFD site
hopefully

[Xtrem FrameByFrame Sk8ing]

Bad rotoscoping.

People, this guy didn't draw everything himself. What he did was, he put a video of a well-known skateboarder in a layer, then he drawed lines over it. I've did that too once. However, I don't think rotoscoping and tracing, because it requires time, skills and effort to make it look right. However, this is badly done rotoscoping, and that sucks. The movement is great, but that's no surprise because it's rotoscoped. The drawings suck, because he didn't put enough effort into it.

[[CC] Dead Fads]

Not sure what you did wrong?

Hows about for starters, this flashmovie.

[End of the World!]

hehe, funny.

- Clocks suck.
- Clock voices suck.
- The movie graphics and animation were decent.
- The joke was great, I laughed my ass off.
- Ronald mcDonald? Meh, I didn't care about it, I was still laughing at the rest.. But don't make stuff shitty on purpose (although I have a hunch that you were just being sarcastic to clock-haters)

Well, anyway, I don't like clocks, and I don't like their voices, but I'm not gonna be all gay about it and vote 0 cuz you're a clock. But I am going to advise you to make a normal movie. If you weren't a clock, I'm sure your BA would go up, cuz this movie is good if you forget the fact that they're clocks.

Anyway, not to be bitchy about it man, do whatever you like, I hope to see more of you soon.

ShitlordCentral responds:

Good to see you enjoyed the humour, and have the maturity to vote reasonibly despite the Clock content.
I may create non-clock animations in the future, but at the moment, my heart is at the crew <3.

[GrandfatherClock's Bday]

I've only seen two different types of clock movies

A clock movie ... their either REALLY good, or REALLY bad. This was one was really bad. But hey, it's a clock movie, so I guess it 'deserves' that 2.1788, right? Wrong.

Now, the drawing were sorta good. The animation? You were lazy, man, and oh god does it show.

RupeeClock responds:

Lazy? This was intentionally animated like this.

You don't seem to understand it, go watch my "SBC plots for Frontpage", that will probably be by your standards, REALLY good.

[SBC Review Packs Trailer]

LOL

Even though Frog 102 was completely right, I thought this was somewhat funny. Can't wait for the full feature, when's it coming out?

But the sound get's a one, cuz I hate those dumb voices and that terrible ringtone song.

["Target Practice"]

Good flash, bad choice.

the animation is really good and fluent. Great sounds, although a bit too loud. It was short, and was missing in the humor section, otherwise this is great.

There, I rated this flash without taking points of for his acts of violence in real life. To everyone that may read this, though, DON'T do the things he did. It's selfish. Everyone has a period in life where they don't see the point in living, and yes, some never get over it and decide to kill themselves. And yes, maybe the teachers and some of the students at his school were total assholes and deserved to be shot.
But no, there's no way everyone else deserved what he did. These kids have parents, these teachers have wives/husbands. These people have other people that know them, perhaps respect and love them, and he takes them away. Bottom line: If your life sucks, okay, go ahead and kill yourself. That's your choice. But don't drag people down with you.
Considering I don't know all the details about this, I'm just going to be positive here and assume he had a reason to do this. And in that case, I blame society. These things happen more and more nowadays. Why? Because the people who do it are retards? Because there are more of those kind of retards nowadays? No. Because society is fucking up. There's too much people with too much greed. Let this be lesson and an eye-opener to people. But in no way think that it was a good idea of this guy to take others down with him.